Becky Garcia

Humorist. For hire.

Thanks to Mark Geary, I am now the proud owner of this cinematic hit.
Is marriage really this boring? Then I’ll take two!  

From the book “A Reliable Wife” — borrowed from friend, Joselyn Hughes
Let’s start the photo meme.  O-kaaaaay?

Which one starred in Goonies?

A sample of me trying to be cool on Facebook with my 13-year-old nephew.  I don’t even know what “tbh” or “smh” is and refuse to look it up for myself.  The new slang, I guess.  HE told me a while back that it meant “to be honest” but I don’t know if I trust that. 

A sample of me trying to be cool on Facebook with my 13-year-old nephew.  I don’t even know what “tbh” or “smh” is and refuse to look it up for myself.  The new slang, I guess.  HE told me a while back that it meant “to be honest” but I don’t know if I trust that. 

Dog is my co-pilot.